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Song Parodies -> "One Hand In My Pocket (Ryuji Yamazaki)"

Original Song Title:

"One Hand in My Pocket"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrisette

Parody Song Title:

"One Hand In My Pocket (Ryuji Yamazaki)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

OK, for those who don't know...Ryuji Yamazaki is a characer from the infamous SNK 'King of Fighters' series. He literally fights with one hand in his pocket almost all the time. With his free hand, he can strike faster than an eye blink, and when he does take his other hand out, he normally pulls out his tanto (a long japanese knife) and starts slashing away as his opponent. One of the people he would most like to slash is...Iori Yagami...
I'm mad but I'm happy,
I'm a freak but I'm armed
I'm tall but I'm crazy, yeah

I'll laugh when I'm wounded,
Not sane but not really nuts
You've lost but you're hopeful, baby

'Cause what it all comes down to
Is that victory's gonna be mine, mine, mine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is just about to strike

I look drunk but I'm sober,
I'm good and I'm gettin' paid
You're tired but you're fighting, yeah
I fight but I'm reckless,
You're here but you're really gone
You're weak and I'm sorry baby

What it all comes down to
Is that no one can be me in a fight
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a fireball

What it all comes down to
Is that I've got your moves figured out, no sweat
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is whoopin' your behind

I'm scream but I'm quiet,
I'm weird but I'm wise
On guard but not really, baby
It's sad but I'm laughing,
You're brave but you're getting split
I'm sick but it's pretty baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got me figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is slashing with my tanto

And what it all comes down to, my friends, yeah
Is that victory is all mine mine mine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is about to stab...

Big thanks to AmethystFire for the inspiration!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 24

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Rice Cube - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Today I am finding that there are others like me...who believe in the power of nerd humor :-D Good stuff!
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
He's a Fatal Fury man too. One time,I had a speechless 9th grade high-school classmate being a sadomasochist like Yamazaki himself.
shanah smith - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!! I gave you 5's around.....
yamzazakirules - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
As one of north america's best yamazaki players im happy with this parody and im sure good old ryuji would be too before he takes out his knife and robs u! lol

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