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Song Parodies -> "Aerobic"

Original Song Title:

"Ironic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"Aerobic"

Parody Written by:

Anaïs

The Lyrics

A young gal turned 28,
She didn't want to eat her great birthday cake
She said: "hey guys, we should lose some weight,
So let's do something before it's too late!
We should do some aerobic... don't you think?"

'Cuz my veins can deteriorate,
If blood pressure's high my poor health will decay,
With this body size, I'm so disconsolate...
And this really gets on my nerves!

Mrs. Train-Me-Safe thought "give it a try",
She threw her fruit cake, said "gluttony, goodbye!"
She wanted her whole damn bod to be so tight,
And as her man grabbed her a**, he said: "it's hard, which is nice"
You should do more aerobic... don't you think?

My heart rate is ok again,
My bones are all right, stronger than in those days,
Do some exercise, it will make you feel great,
It's pleasant, it's good, it's superb...

Well gym has a funny way of making your muscles and your whole organism strong, and gives you a healthy life,
And gym has a funny way of making the guys look at every part of your bod, yeah, every part except at your face...

I can move fast, so now I'm never late
I can walk miles and miles without taking a break,
And now everyone tells me I'm sexy, it's nice,
I met the man of my dreams... he told me: "I'm gonna quit my wife..."
You should do some aerobic... don't you think?
It's good to do aerobic... and yeah I really do think

My heart rate is ok again,
My bones are all right, stronger than in those days,
Do some exercise, it will make you feel great,
It's pleasant, it's good, it's superb...

And yeah well guys have a funny way of looking at your b**t,
And yeah gym has a funny, funny way of making you strong,
Making you strong

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Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Not an easy song to do, and I don't it handy to check the pacing here, so I'll give you the BotD (benefit of the doubt). Nice rhyming, fav line was "every part except at your face..."
malcolm higgins - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I shoulda wrote this one.. or was it I shoulda exercised??? 5-5-5
The charnstar - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the original, very hard to do, 5-5-5 to the MAX
Anaïs - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you thank you!!! *blush* ... this will encourage me to write parodies more often... which is kinda hard for me because English is not my native language...

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