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Song Parodies -> "Not the Hacker"

Original Song Title:

"Not the Doctor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"Not the Hacker"

Parody Written by:

Ron

The Lyrics

I don't want to be the cover-up if the plan is solely yours
I don't want to be your diskettes full of evil viruses
Hidden in the bottom drawer
I don't want to be the password if you can't get inside
Lend me your Zip drive
I don't want to be asked to hack into the government's various secrets
I don't want to show you around
You're a very big boy now
I don't want format your hard drive
I didn't hack my way in so you could frame me
Show me your modem

Chorus:
Hacking hours are 12 - 5 and if I hack at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you'd find a way to get the secrets for me and oh
Mind the 5 and a quarter (5 1/4)floppies that are too old to use
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the hacker

I don't want to be sweeper that cleans up your obvious trail that you leave
behind
I don't want to be your other half I believe that hacking is all wrong
I don't want to be your screen or the mouse from the computer
On your face at midnight
Hey what are you hacking for
I don't want to be Win 95 that doesn't run on your system
I don't want to be tech support
See this phone bill is high and I don't feel like paying it
I don't have the money for it
A vicarious occasion
Please close the windows

Chorus:
Hacking hours are 12 - 5 and if I hack at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you'd find a way to get the secrets for me and oh
Mind the 5 1/4 floppies that are too old to use
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the hacker

I don't want to hack into his system when I already did it last week
I don't want to be responsible for your illegal software
And it's penalty charges
I don't want you to hack into my system when you get caught by the internet cops
What do you thank me
What do you thank me for

Chorus:
Hacking hours are 12 - 5 and if I hack at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you'd find a way to get the secrets for me and oh
Mind the 5 1/4 floppies that are too old to use
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the hacker

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