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Song Parodies -> "Hairy Pocket"

Original Song Title:

"Hand In My Pocket"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"Hairy Pocket"

Parody Written by:

Les Paul Marshall

The Lyrics

A song which is about nothing inparticular.
I'll poke a poor puppy
bore you out your mind
i got caught fuckin kelsey grammer
a pie club ive founded
feed grain to the underwhelmed
it costss but a skinfull baby
and what it all comes down to
is that everyones gonna die die die
cause iv got one hand in my pocket and the other one is on my charlie

the punk scene is over
strung out and overplayed
got tired of the gherkins yeah
my bear's a bit restless
drinks beer then he shags a nun
his dong is so morey baby
and what it all comes down to
is that everyones gonna get laid tonight
cause i've got one hand on my charlie and the other one is fingering my girlfriend

[solo]

and what it all comes down to
is that i haven't really thought this song through properly
cause i've got one hand on my charlie and the other is still fingering my girlfriend

I we'ed once at focus
the diy store
just used the display bogs baby
I've had loads of bathing
i crave being fucking fit
im a stick but im pretty baby
and what it all boils down to
is that noones figured out what the fucks goin on yet
Well I've one hand in her hairy pocket and the other is on the back of her head

and what it all comes down to my friends, yeah
is that this songs about nothing inparticular
cause iv one hand in her hairy pocket and its covered in her period blood
Lyrics Copyright Les Paul Marshall 2005

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