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Song Parodies -> "You're Outta Milk"

Original Song Title:

"You Oughta Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"You're Outta Milk"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

Here's the deal: person likes milk. She likes to "swallow it down, the mellow-flavored milk. It feels so good, spinning in her stomach." And title is the result. Everyone's fictional in this spoof. I really don't know how this sucks, I'm figuratively in the dark, so I will appreciate comments on how the parody "handles". Plus: no variable chorus today. I just don't feel like it. Little detail: I discovered right before I finished this parody that the thing dangling from a cow is an udder. I used to think it was "utter." Please report any errors this parody contains.
I want you to know
that I have emptied your
cartons of good milk
the best for your bones

another version would be
that it perverted with yeast
but it ain't past the date it expires
then I spoke half-wittedly
"I gave it to your baby"
but I forgot she is a lactose intol'rant

and the mustache it gave me don't gel 'cos I'm female
and shaved me the day you bought the ambrose of white, I know
but every time it's in my hair
I will tell that I tried a new color
it's a white dye
a white dye!!
since when are dyes white?!

well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
don't deny it
it's this problem that you are dealing with:
you're, you're, you're
outta milk!

you said "Very well,
you're du-ti-ful.
I'll loot coffee sales
while you stay at home"

did you forget about me:
Miss Milkman's Agony?
I even rob cats of their milk saucer dinner
I can remember the day
I had the shops milk stacks drained
I went to pastures to drink from Moo's... udder

well, I'll say to your face that the lait
I donated to vagrants in my rare mood to be oh, so kind, you know?
but every time when I "explain"
you can tell by the smell of my breath, it's still
puppy like
puppy, like
my puppy dog eyes

well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
don't deny it
it's this problem that we are dealing with:
you're, you're, you're
outta milk!

ooooohhhh....
ooooohhhh ooh ooh ooh...
ooooohhh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

'cos the snow-whitish stains on the bed that was me
and the spots didn't fade in the time that I rubbed and wiped, and you know
and if one day you're going through your void-of-calcium back I'll try to feel it
whilst sipping milk-drink

well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
don't deny it
it's this problem that I am dealing with:
you're, you're, you're
outta milk, well, I'm here
to apprise you
of how milk ran out when you went away
it's not fair
won't deny it
it's a problem that I am dealing with
you're, you're, you're
outta milk!

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alvin rhodes - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird...i liked it...5s
Chickagril - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
"since when are dyes white" got me laughing.
Blethar - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. One of the best (and most random) Alanis parodies I've ever seen. 5-5-5.
MrMacphisto - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You, you, you wrote this well....
Yet Another Dutchman - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Alvin Rhodes, Chickagril, Blethar, and MrMacphisto. I'm thrilled that you liked it!
Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this? Funny one YAD, like this line the best:

"I even rob cats of their milk saucer dinner" lol
Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Red Ant. Hey... You've been going through my parodies! Thanks for checking them out, Red Ant. That line with the cats, when I first wrote this, it was "I even rob cats in their middle of dinner."
Allicat - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, of course I don't know the song again, but it was still hilarious. I am so sorry for leaving these comments- it's just that I feel so bad if I don't because you read my parodies, and I may be crazy, but I don't like to be rude to people.
Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey- now I want to know where the heck you are! Did you quit or something?
Yet Anther Dutchman - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Relax, Allicat, I'm still around. Thanks a lot for your comment. I'm surprised you don't know 'You Oughta Know' (pardon the pun), but it turns out there are people who don't know Smells Like Teen Spirit, either, (I personally don't know such famous songs as "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General," "I Am The Walrus" and "I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am.") Ahem, moving along, I don't think my parody above is a very good parody at all, especially because it doesn't parody anything. It just puts some vague lines over the original. It's not, like, a protest song against using up milk, and therefore has no satirical value at all. I've put a stop to my writing, and I'm kicking back, letting the real knights of nice satire entertain me. And commenting, if they're not bothered by me commenting.

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