Song Parodies -> Scally Girlz
| Original Song Title: | "So Pure" |
| Original Performer: | Alanis Morissette |
| Parody Song Title: | "Scally Girlz" |
| Parody Written by: | Blethar |
Raffles is the Scally factory for where I live, and this is based on real life. Still tongue-in-cheek though, as are all my insulting stereotyping lyrics!
You're from Raffles
You just love Burberry
Your retard threats make
My ears hurt
Voice like wet chalk on a
Big fat blackboard
Unapolagetic
For your actions
You'll pure welt me if
I just say hi
I hate your short body
When it's distracting me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
Accused drug abuser and granny raper
You try to do sums and I just go "Duh!"
I hate your squat body
When you try to diss me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
Why can't you just talk normally
Learn to play an instrument
Start a hobby or you could just read a book
That doesn't have pictures
I hate your dwarf body
When you try to kick me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
Scally Girl
You just love Burberry
Your retard threats make
My ears hurt
Voice like wet chalk on a
Big fat blackboard
Unapolagetic
For your actions
You'll pure welt me if
I just say hi
I hate your short body
When it's distracting me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
Accused drug abuser and granny raper
You try to do sums and I just go "Duh!"
I hate your squat body
When you try to diss me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
Why can't you just talk normally
Learn to play an instrument
Start a hobby or you could just read a book
That doesn't have pictures
I hate your dwarf body
When you try to kick me
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
I hate your sense of style
Way you live in denial
Scally Girl
Why can't you just skive
Scally Girl
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