I had no choice
But to smell you
It was an exam
G.C.S.E.
I could not miss it

Suddenly there was
A ripping sound
The sheer size
Made us look round
You asked what was wrong

You've already blown me over
Into a wall
So don't be alarmed when I scream
And run from this hall
And don't be surprised to find teachers
Down on the floor
Oh God could someone
Open a door?

Your love for baked
Beans just showed up
And now your face
Innocent as a pup
It's just not human

You've already blown me over
Into a wall
So don't be alarmed when I scream
And run from this hall
And don't be surprised to find teachers
Down on the floor
Oh God could someone
Open a door?

You are the goddess
Of unusual smells
We held our breath
To avoid the hell
Thanks for no warning

The window's open
The door is ajar
But still we de-
De-tect that fart
It's like a skunk

I've never felt
This sick before
You're more disgusting
Than I give you slapping for
We're all aware now

We're all so scared now

You've already blown me over
Into a wall
So don't be alarmed when I scream
And run from this hall
And don't be surprised to find teachers
Down on the floor
Oh God could someone
Open a door?

You've already blown me over
Into a wall
So don't be alarmed when I scream
And run from this hall
And don't be surprised to find teachers
Down on the floor
Oh God could someone
Open a door?