A Britney song turned number 1
She actually didn't die so fast
With that Madonna song i thought it was through
Boy when she released Toxic i thought i was screwed
Britney Spears' Toxic........really stinks

Britney's #1 on Billboard again
It has a ryhme but she's not tune
It's a sappy song that you can't stand
Simon Cowell says "it figures"

She's a played out slut with 1 million too much
She has 2 new #1 videos on TRL
She waited 3 long years for another hit
And here it is this is the song
"I'll last two more years..."
Britney Spears' Toxic...really stinks

Britney's #1 on Billboard again
It has a ryhme but she's not tune
It's a sappy song that you can't stand
Simon Cowell says "it figures"

Well she has a way with words she can say oh damn
And rappers just can't say damn and that's not fair
And Britney can also be a rich millionare when
Most rappers can't and you still think that's it fair

A song that took Hey Ya off the charts
A song that's parodied alot more than you think
It's hearing ...Baby One More Time with a change in lryics
It's hearing Madtv say
We've had enough alright
Britney Spears' Toxic...really stinks
Stop playing Toxic...and yeah I really do think...

Britney's #1 on Billboard again
It has a ryhme but she's not tune
It's a sappy song that you can't stand
Simon Cowell says "it figures"

She has a way with the word damn
And she is so damn, damn rich and wealthy
Rich and Wealthy