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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Springer"

Original Song Title:

"You Oughta Know"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Springer"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler

The Lyrics

Track #2 on my "T.J. In The Box" album
I want you to know,
That everyone's unhappy with you.
You try to bring people together.
Because of you, they're not even close.

Your an anti-psycholigist.
'stead of makin' people happy they get pissed.
That's because you will never help no one.
And you wouldn't care,
if then and there,
someone shot another person with a gun.

'Cause you know that your gay,
but you'd say
what the hey.
and now I'll say isn't that right? (Oh)
And everybody on your show,
tells you, "Just so you know,
we hate you, we degrate you."

And I'm here, to tell you,
'bout how wrong your show was.
It's not fair, to yell to you,
that you are a scuz 'cause
you, you ,you, are a scuz.

People are screamin' now.
Yell things that are hurtful.
Why are you cash-rich?
With the low 'mount of viewers of your show?

And at the end of the show,
you let the people on it know
what others say about the men, or the girls.
I never watch your show,
but I'll always know
people like you are bad mother (BEEP)ers.

You should know that your lame.
Others say just the same.
Are you insane?
I think that you are!
Do you have a brain,
or did it go down the drain.
Did it slide away?
Yes, yes, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

And I'm here, to tell you,
'bout how wrong your show was.
It's not fair, to yell to you,
that you are a scuz 'cause
you, you ,you, are a scuz.

And I'm here, to tell you,
'bout how wrong your show was.
It's not fair, to yell to you,
that you are a scuz 'cause
you, you ,you, are a scuz.

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LucidLupin LeeBee - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one - and agree with the sentiment too - send him a copy - better still a recording of it played to the audience by someone with a ghetto-blaster during live transmission! :oP
Static - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey TJ I just wanted to share this quote:

In Heaven, the British are the police, the French are the lovers, the Italians are the cooks, the Germans are the automakers, and the Americans control the government.

In Hell, the Americans are the police, the Italians are the lovers, the British are the cooks, the French are the automakers, and the Germans control the government.

Where do you want to be?
Claude Prez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This is way better than I coulda done when I was ONLY TEN
Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, I thought this was pretty good for a 10 yr. old, too. (Psst. Don't tell anyone, but if you really watch Springer, do a little digging, on-line, into the smaller-time pro-wrestling circuits/feds and you'll see some familiar faces and storylines. Someone who recognised some of the guests tipped me off a couple of years or so ago. Of course, that's not to say that Jerry's producers knew they were faking... I'm sure a lot of people make up stuff just hoping to get on TV.)

Static: Hmm... I think I'll pick sticking around to rattle chains, hide car keys and yell "Boo!' :D

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