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Song Parodies -> "Chick-fil-a"

Original Song Title:

"Friend Like Me"

Original Performer:

Aladdin Soundtrack

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The Lyrics

For those who do not know who Truet Cathy is , he is the founder for the Chick-fil-a resturaunt , the establishment was first set up in 1946.
Well , McLamore had Burger King ,
Glen's success was Taco Bell.
But master of the chicken was KFC ,
he had a brand of poultry never failed.
Truet Cathy had hatched a new idea ,
spread a piece of chicken on white bread.
You got a bun , pickles , filet and wow ,
see all you gotta do is ask the desk.
And they'll say...
Mister consumer sir ,
what will your pleasure be?
Let me make that a combo waffle fry ,
you ain't ever been to Chick-fil-a , no no no.

I've been to this resturaunt and ,
I'm their devotee!
Chicken salad on a toasted bun ,
you ain't ever been to Chick-fil-a.

Yes sir , we pride second-mile service ,
extra sauce , sweet and sour.
Try Chicken strips , it's true delish.
How about a little more barbaque?

Say ''Have a nice day.''
''Can I help the next guest please?''
Don't you be rude , or you'll be screwed.
If you ain't ever worked at Chick-fil-a.

( Trying to get an order )

So your friends want this?
Do your friends want that?
Do your friends choose this , to be in a bag?
Pull out the basket and , swoosh!
Well , it's all here.
So your friends don't want a strip salad , let it print ,
and then make the sucka disappear.
So doncha want a six pack nugget side ,
I'll send it with ya and your Cool Wrap Tray.
You got a Number 3 that's value sized ,
we'll stock the dinner room with plastic fork ware.
We got dressings for you to spout ,
so what's your pick? I really wanna know.
We got Caesar , Polynesian , Dijon all out ,
well all you gotta do is squeeze like so , and oh.

Mister consumer sir , is that dish for two or three?
Winter and fall , or in the mall.
You ain't ever have been , never have been.
You ain't ever have been , never have been.
You ain't ever , ate-a , Chick-fil-a!!!!
Ah hah , Wa a ha!
You ain't ever been to Chick-fil-a , hah!

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Sam_Spam - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty well done. If only we had them here in my country...

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