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Song Parodies -> "A Whole New Car"

Original Song Title:

"Whole New World"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Whole New Car"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

I can show you a car
Stylish, spacious, and sporty
Won't you tell me
Have you ever seen such a car before?

I can open your eyes
When I'm driving down your street
Over sidewalks and front lawns
On a smooth and gentle ride

A whole new car
A new turbo-charged V8 beast
No one can tell me no
On how fast I go
Or say I can't be speeding

(Female:) A whole new car
A dazzling color goes with it too
It's got High-Def T-V
And D-V-D
It's all inside this whole new car with you
(Now I'm in a whole new car with you)

Unbelievable speed
Indescribable handling
Stopping, turning, fish-tailing
Through maze of city streets

A whole new car
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
America's best warranty
(Zero A-P-R financing)
I'm guided by satellite
I can drive all night
Using those extremely bright headlights

A whole new car
(Anti-lock disc brakes)
All new buttons to explore
(Convenient On-Star feature)
I'll drive this all day long
Singin' this song
Let me drive this whole new car with you

(Male:)A whole new car
(Female:) -A brand new car
That's what we bought
-It cost a lot
But I do must ask
-Did you get gas?
(Both:) Oops... we forgot
Another song off Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader"

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Grace Hampton - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It sums up our obsession with cars,

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