-> "Open Robe"
Original Song Title:
"On The Open Road"
Parody Song Title:
Do you need a break from bunched up privates?
Do you long to feel the air flow?
The decency law
Is so uptight
Will you my friend
Help make it right
And gather a set of open robes
“Y’all don’t need panties!!!!”
I’m appalled! At what you are expectin’
I’m appalled! I think I might “explode”
The store-clerk here’s a freaking putz
Because he just wants to see my nuts
Correct me? Inside this open robe?
Your ‘nads look like they’re sweating
Do Paris Hilton role-play
And thrust your lap right out of pantaloons
Salesman you must be crazy
My junk I won’t portray
It’s not a main attraction if I do
Read the facts
“America’s a prude place”
It’s worse than midget pornography
Come on buddy buy these kinda robes
You’re so mad
I think you’re licking toads
When I see her spread legs, I think buy
You know that’s funny… I think “high”!
Just paying for “Britney’s Open Robe”
[The rest of the store pitches in]
(Teenaged girl working the counter)
Will give your gal, a flash thrill
I’m sure you’d like to show
(A married male customer)
I’m in no hurry to go try
Cause I’ll be turning 65
The next time wife needs the open robe
For a week of in-bed sex fixation
With the bondage cattle-prodding show
Cause Minnie Mouse is full of lust
I’m buying twelve bags
It’s a must
From now on I wear the open robe
I’m sure wife will be happy
When she sees your hot rear
You’re right about the rear thing, we should know
Don’t want to sound too snappy
But… GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
I'll burn down this place and shoot you with a bow!!!
(Chorus with Salesman)
Like a pirate you got some buried treasure
You will find they wear ‘em round the globe
Just pick one up. What can it hurt?
I just bought Janet Jackson's shirt!!!
The babes all cling to me
Since Dick Van Dyke is free
If you know what I mean…
Buy the OPEN ROBE!!!
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