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Song Parodies -> "Because I Ate Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Because I Got High"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Because I Ate Pie"

Parody Written by:

Nick Joos

The Lyrics

Easy As Pie.
Because I ate Pie

It's like, I love to smell the crust, Man
Roll it with the pin
Yum, Yum, Yum…
I was sitting in my room
While I ate pie
There were berries on my floor
Because I ate pie
My face is all messed up
And I know why
Because I ate pie (3)
I was sitting on my ass
Because I ate pie
I thought my mom was an ass
But then she made pie
I shot my old dog Chester and I know why
‘Cause he ate my pie (3)
In the oven's where it lurks
The succulent pie
I just got a new promotion
‘Cause I shared pie
The oven started to smoke and I know why
I burnt the pie(3)
Once I dropped my fork
While I ate pie
I picked it up off the floor
‘Cause I don't waste pie
Eggs…Flour…check, about to make pie
Because I like pie (3)
I offered some pie to the cops
I thought they liked pie
It was during a traffic stop
I offered them pie
They didn't want to eat it
And I know why
They didn't like pie (3)
I took a bite and choked
On a blueberry pie
I got a big blue stain on my coat
I dribbled some pie
The spot is there to stay and I know why
I like messy pie (3)
I was going to make love to you
It's not the right pie
I didn't eat your pussy cause you
Don't taste like pie
As I lick my fingers off I know why
Because I ate pie (3)
I got divorced from my wife
‘Cause she don't bake pie
I nailed the baker's wife
‘Cause SHE makes pie
I'm sleeping with some pie crust
By my side
Cause I like Pie (3)
I'm gonna stop singing this song
Cause I smell pie
I'm waiting for the oven to Dong!
It holds the pie
If you eat it I won't be happy
I know why
It's My Pie! (3)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

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Ms. Critic - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great content and stuff, but the pacing wasn't too good. Next time you hear this 2000's song, be sure to listen carefully.
Norman Wanman - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing needs work. I want pie now.

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