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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do Is Give My Cold To You"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Grow Old With You"

Original Performer:

Adam Sandler

Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Give My Cold To You"

Parody Written by:

Heather Higgins (Malcolm's Daughter!!)

The Lyrics

this is from the movie 'the wedding singer'
if you need kleenex, i'll deny you a wad
drink all the soup when you're shaking real bad
all i wanna do is give my cold to you

i'll sit and laugh at you when you have the aches
bask in my warmth when you're cold and shake
oh, all i wanna do is give my cold to you

i'll joke you, poke you
piss you right whenever i can
freeze you, tease you
you'll be sick and pale but i'll be tanned

so, get up, do the dishes in our kitchen sink
you'll be hating life and all i can think is
all i wanna do is give my cold to you
i wanna give my cold to you

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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T.J. Spindler - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Love all your parodies so far! Read some of mine! I'm 6 years younger than you (10) and these are awesome. Lets talk, and sometime we could even make a parody together, maybe. E-mail me at Please e-mail me!!! I'll e-mail you back, and we can just chat! You will soon be as great as your dad! tj out
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good parody Heather. Keep up the good work...5's
Diva - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Parody!
malcolm higgins - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
**beaming with pride.. *** damn she's better than me
too all the above... - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
...NOT! Just kidding, it's very good and funny!!

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