There’s Somethin’ Wrong With My Garden Hose

Verse One
I went to the ACE hardware store
Bought me a hose and nothin’ more
When I hooked it up I just froze
There's somethin’ wrong with my garden hose

Verse Two
There was a leak here and a leak there
Water was come out from everywhere
I got soakin’ wet from my head to my toes
There’s somethin’ wrong with my garden hose
Chorus
Man I was angry and almost swore
As I drove back to the hardware store
Demand my money back from the clerk
Said you don’t wanna see me go berserk
After gettin’ reimbursed for the hose
I drove back home in my wet clothes

Verse Three
When my wife got home she looked at me
And said what happend to you honey
I told her and she kissed me on the nose
Replied sorry to hear about the garden hose

Verse Four
Now the grass ia a dyin’ but I don’t care
After that leaky garden hose nightmare
I’ll wait until rains 'cause only God knows
If I’m gonna buy another garden hose

Ending Chorus
Once in awhile I look around me
And think how nice it really might be
To have a yard full of green grass
But thoughts of that day make me pass
And stand on the decision I chose
Not to buy another garden hose
Yes I'm standin' on the decision I chose
Never to buy another garden hose