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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Lindsay"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Lindsay"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

i hope dis is allowedHD is so much better dan LL
Hey Bob its Hil here
Yeah I'm coming down to the armoury
You got my AK47 there. With Golden B's
Yeah ok, Lindsays coming round and I wanna blow her head off

I know a girl who wantsta be like Hil
She used to have a nose, like a ducks bill
She cannot sing, she cannot act
She started smoking and she got the sack

I hate Lindsay x4

Freaky Friday and Mean Girls Sucked
How she got famous, well it was luck
First Redheaded model at three
But She n Hil like Orlie B

I hate Lindsay x4

HeyHeyHeyHey x8

Lindsay L, ever-ything's better
Like Bird poop, on my sweater
You should have a warning sign
"Stay away, she ain't worth a dime"

I hate Lindsay x4

Lindsay L won't you bog off
Lindsay L, I hate you a lot
Lindsay L, girl can't you see
We want you deportedoverthesea x2

Hey Hey Hey
Can't you see that I hate chu
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hilly D is better dan you
No comments form DAK pls

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What about comments from a DAK who wants to say "congrats on making an excellent parody"? Are they allowed?.. 545
Josh 2 - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
lol we are in a Hil/Linds feud I'm hil tho, the ltalented good looking one *shifty eyes*
Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
So, does this mean a truce between us?
Josh 2 - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
speak about such things in private pms on 00s
Michael Pacholek - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Despite her appearances in a Yankee jersey on the YES Network show "Kids On Deck," Hilary Duff is so last week. As opposed to Lindsay Lohan, who... Lemme put it this way: Who will ever forget that "Saturday Night Live" sketch where Rachel Dratch played Harry Potter and Lindsay played Hermoine Granger? Yikes...
Josh 2 - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Lindsay Lohan = Smoker Joker, can't sing to save her life, so ugly she has already has plastic surgery
Alyssa - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate Lindsay as well, but c'mon, you LIKE hilary duff, the little blond tryhard that thinks she's a rock star? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
Josh 2 - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
No, she thinks she's an actress, which she is n a singer, didint say rock star
lexie - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ok I thought it was funny but seriously whats ur problem with lindsay. U actually think she's ugly. What the heck r u smoking. And she can sing obviously. Mean Girls rocked and so did Freaky Friday. I don't know what the heck u were thinking but obviusly ur pretty reatarded cause if u noticed not very many people like ur song and a lot of people think lindsay rocks.
Sickgirl - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
cool song, cant believe you like HD though, she sux, she should be shot *runs to store to buy gun* i didn't really, im too young to buy a gun *sad face* oh and LL also sux, shes so, so, so, eugh! anyways they both suck so there. bye
groovy_chick_621 - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i think linsdy should stop trying so hard to be like hilary she should not be a skanky slut and leave coz no 1 likes her
nickie - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i think that song is mean. i'm not a huge fan of either hilary or lindsay, but i'm pretty sure lindsay lohan can sing way better than hilary duff. yah they both are in singing and acting, but let's be honest who do you think has the better skill in singing and acting?? hilary duff may be pretty (and she is), but that's it. she does write a couple of songs, but come on she can't even hit the high notes, all the notes that she sings is always the same. lindsay on the other hand may be a bad chick (coz she parties a lot and smoke), we all tried something like that once, so let's be fair. lindsay lohan can also dance way better than her, can act more natural and her talent in singing is just a little better. but to be honest, hilary is prettier than lindsay (but that's only coz she's a BLONDE).. ryt??!!
Hilary FanNumber99 - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I think what Paige said is true...We,as hilary fans shouldn't put a gap between hil and lindsay..I love both of them!True fans don't care about their idol hater and just mind their business>;)
hilary-haylie duff lover - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
hilary duff is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than that lindsay bitch i hate her movies and her music sux and atleast hilary has talent.
Lucy - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Can we all just agree that Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan BOTH suck and their fifteen minutes are almost up?
dina - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
my opinion hillary duff is prettier than lindsay but lindsay can act and sing WAY better than hillary have u heard hillary's new song she sounds like a 5 yr old squeling her song doesnt make sense and its stupid...while lindsay can act like WOAH...parent trap was incredible and her songs make sense and she can actually sing...and lindsay lohan did not have any palstic surgeries incase you havent noticed as soon as she lost weight her boobs got smaller....i dont like neither but just to put the facts out there LL can sing and act way better than HL but HL is prettier...so next time you write a song make sure it makes sense and get ur facts straigt
ray_man - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
hil is way beter than lindsay all the way around she is hot and can act and sing i mean hil as her own tv show lindsay does not so hil is defanatly beter
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
why does anyone even care about this stuff? Anyway, I don't remember the OS, so no vote
n/a - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice song, but i cant fully agree with you cause. i think both hilary duff, and lindsay lohan suck. and there both posers
Cryptic Wizard - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I love both Hillary And Lindsay, they both have talent, so what difference does it make who is better? This argument could go on for decades and still nothing would be resolved. Give it a rest, people. You're entitled to have your opinions, but you're not entitled to shove your opinions down someone else's throat. All this "u are retarded cuz u like hill better than LL" is stupid and childish. GROW UP!
anomynous - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved that parody song!!!! I hate you Lindsay Lohan! IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!!!!! She's nothing but a poser! A fake! A bitch! A f***ing asshole! Hilary Duff is sooooooo much better than Lindsay Lohan! Hilary is sweet, pretty, honest and a very good role model for girls. Lindsay Lohan is a good example of a SLUT! Yea, you heard me! A slut!!!! She's a freaking slut! Her and her fake boobs she got from plastic surgery! And her ugly face! She scares me with her fake red hair and and her nasty fake "good girl" smile. She's nothing but a waste oif money! And she's a Hilary Duff wannabe! First she becomes an actor like Hil then she sings, now her BLONDE HAIR!!!??? What the hell is going on!?! Stop copying Hilary!!! And leave Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Alba alone too! I hear she's been fighting with them as well! Leave them all alone! You're just jealous! Go to hell! DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!
Pair O' Dee - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Cryptic Wizard. This is all a bunch of crap. Why is it that you can't like one of the two without bashing the multitude of other people who don't share your opinion? You won't win--there's always going to be someone who disagrees with you. Cryptic Wizard said it best, so I will repeat: GROW UP!
Taylor - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i was great . I loved it .it was the best song ive heard in a long time
jorge - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
and leave Carly Patterson too...
jorge - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
And also leave Jasmine Trias alone too!
Josh 2 - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
phew, come back after getting my comp running after about 1/2 a year, n ive caused a complete uproar and argument. woo, go me
princess kt - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
u r mean are ure song i s awful... u are pathetic.... lindsay lohan is just as talented as hilary duff, and much as i love hilary , lindsay is a lot better looking... seriously? u need help
Josh 2 - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Linsay Lohan the junkie, smoker joker, drinky ugly one? wat chu on foll. lol (Mr T style)
Jessica - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Hilary is so right! I hate Lindsay is such a cool song! Lindsay is such a cat women and I hate her too! I made up a song about her too! Its the same tune of I want candy or I hate Lindsay! Ready? Hey cat women, can't you see? Hil's the best for you and me! The movie "Mean girls" is what you'll be! Yea, Hil's the best for you and me! Singing this song, and getting along, won't be the perfect time! You're bad and you're stinky, you're mean, ugly, but you won't be perfect and fine! singing: I hate Lindsay! I hate Lindsay! She's a traitor! And she's a hater!
Jessica - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! How amazing is Hilary Duff! I surely think that the I hate Lindsay fans come here every day! Hilary, I am like one of you're major fans! I have stuff by duff clothes, lizzie mcguire books and videos, all you're cd's, dvd's, posters, backround on computer, make-up, I have even also been in you're concert on 2005 Hamilton Canada, and I remember you're last song you sang: The getaway. I so love you're song thats called, shine. I will sing that song with a pianist at a concert because I go to singing classes, and because I sing really good! Hil, you really have to believe me on this, my friends think I rock at singing! I know alot of people probably say this on computer,that they are you're number one fans and everything! It could get annoying! But I even pray for you at night to have you safe! I even did my biography on you at school time as well! I know that you like pop, you're middle name is Anne, you're birthday's in September and many more! I have you're concert t-shirt on right now! I believe in you! And I am also in first of the line for you're movies that came out! I live in Canada though. Probably way far from you! You rock! You are the best! Bless you're heart and never forget me when you keep travelling on a plane back and forth! You are my most favourite actress and a pop star singer! Sorry for the letter so long, I was born in Ontario, and live in it too! God bless you for life!
Hilary Diff Lover- Mariah - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree with anomynous Hilary Duff is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better that Lindsy Lohan, i mean LL is a SLUT and i heat her i mean look at her she smokes she does have plastice surgry and no matter what anyone says she is a SLUT BAG WHORE i mean who likes her i mean even the people who love LL deep down inside u too think she is a SLUT!! have u seen how LL singsand dresses she has noooo talent at all and for the people says she does and say that she is better that Hilary Duff ha i laugh how many cds has Lindsy made ha 1 and how many has Hilary Duff made 4 how any movies has Lindsy playd in ha 4 and how many has Hilary Duff playd in 8, i mean face it HD is way more talented than LL, i mean LL is a BITCH, SMOKER, FAC, AND A SLUT BAG WHORE, NOW LL ur just jeleose that everyone likes Hilary Duff better than u and that shes more talented in everything even walking on the street and that Hialry Duff is making it big and ur not, and stop trying to be Hilary i mean no matter what u do like change ur ugly look tobe like her u will NEVER EVER BE AS TALENTED AS HILARY DUFF , FACE IT LL UR A NOBODY. i mean if it wasnt for Hialry Duff and her talented music i wouldn't be on my way to becoming a star like Hilary i mean if i was at thouse auditions and i sang a LL song they would think i had SLUT written all over me, anyone who wants to be like Lindsy Lohan is going to become a SLUT-I PROMISE as for Lindsy Lohan good job at becoming a slut and good luck at becoming a sut bag whore!!!!!
Josh 2 - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
WHAT HAVE I DONE? I'VE CREATED AN ARMY. MWUHAHAHAHAHA
virginia - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate these faucking hollywood people! theyre only perfect looking cause they can afford trainers and surgery and drugs and anything they want! this is so bs how people just like me can get this break when theyre kids (i was as cute as they were!) and then hollywood makes them all beautiful and the object of mens fantasies! i want big boobies and perfect skin! i want to be them yet i hate them!
Funky Coolster - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
It ruled!
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Asha - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
It was great cause its true as. Hilary rox and lindsey sux
luv hil hate lin - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
YO DUDE! I HATE LNDSAY TOO!AND I LIKE HIL TOO! COOL!NICE TO MEET YA!
Blinks - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't like either of them, but I DID like Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. I think Lindsay sings better because Hilary's voice is thinner and all her songs sound the same. And her new songs are suppose to have a "rock edge" obviously but its not cutting it. Sorry Hilary. Too bad Lindsay went all Rehab on us. Oh and you people who are bashing Lindsay and calling her a slut/whore/etc? Well what does that make you? A good person? If Hilary were truely a good person, would she enjoy her fans bashing some other celebrity? All you people going "HILARY IS BETTER THAN LINDSAY MWUSHAHHAHA *swears profusely* Please, get some therapy. And an education. And a life. Hilary: Tries to be a rockstar after dating Joel Madden, fails miserably. Her songs are still too poppy and Lizzie McGuire-ish. Lindsay: Goes to rehab and drives recklessly. So they both have talents and some bad stuff about them. We don't know them in real life so we can't judge them based on their actions. Cough. SO yeah. Just saying.

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