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Song Parodies -> "Diabetes"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

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The Lyrics

Is it just me or are Stevie Brock and Aaron Carter SERIOUSLY alike?
Aaron:"Hey Justin,hey it's Aaron. I can't come out tonight. I'm gonna see the doctor--No, it's called 'diabetes', real bad...See ya!"

I got a disease that's tough to beat
It REALLY sucks, it's not a treat
I got it from eating too much sugar
God dammit, I'm such a damn booger.


Go to the hospital, get insulin,
Can't borrow blood from my kin,
My medication, what the doctor ordered
So sour it makes my eyes water.


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Diabetes makes me cry, my eyes get wetter
I wipe my tears on my sweater
Some day soon I'll find a cure
Till then I can only use EQUAL sugar



Insulin in the morning time
Insulin without sunshine
Oh my God baby can't you see
All this insulin is driving me CRAZY
All this insulin is driving me CRAZY


Insulin drives me CRAZY


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Pacing: 3.1
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 19

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DAMN COMMENT - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Lay off the sugar man, it makes you hyper.
Arielle - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good Nader
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I have diabetic too. Nice work on your parody.
aaron craper hater - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
good song i am going to drive my sister crazy with this one.
A Diabetic - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Eating sugar does not give you diabetes.
another diabetic - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
not funny. eating sugar does not cause diabetes. way to promote awareness.
Disagree - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Too the above two, my best friend got Diabetes, and it was from excessive Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew. . .I think maybe it's rare. . .and I don't find this funny, but why would his doctor lie to him about that
Adam Didiano - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
yo nice but u got to play the song with it cause they dont know wat the beat will be and might get mixed up. But anyway it was nice how the way u rime like the one that " when my eyes get wetter they make me wipe my tears on my sweater
Blinks - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah give the guy a break, so sugar doesn;t cause diabetes and yes there are people with diabetes. But there are songs out their about aids and stuff too. Might as go bash the millions of people who make fun of it. Good job i say!
Diabetic Daughter - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Where's the one for Type1 "Juvenile" Diabetes? I sung this 2 my 4 year old..she looves it!
TYPE ONE diabetic - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Damn idiots...ur singin bout type 2 not type 1 but thanks fer makin the type one diabetics look like s*** I'd really like to meet u cause u have no idea wat ur talkin bout
yet another - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew DONT cause type 1diabetes. Type 1 diabetes is an auto immune responce! nice try though!
TYPE ONE- kaycie - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
insulin is a hormone that's naturally applied by your body and since diabetics dont get that, they get too much sometimes which makes them more SENSITIVE!! great way to piss off all the diabetics, jerk
Tim Hall - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's a little rap for this song: If you don't eat your Wheaties You're gonna wind up with severe diabetes
T1D as well - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
severe diabetes?? would like to explain? I'm pretty sure all diabetes is severe
Samantha Jicha - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I love this song it is so funny nice work.
Samantha Jicha - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you very much for doing this song you did a very good job. I can never see anyone do as good as this.
Samantha - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Whats the tone of this song?
Catherine - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
THESE GUYS ARE GAY!!! We dont get it from eating too much sugar and i know people may say we should get over it, but i get teased about it at school and thats bad enough. At least say its about type 2, cause fat people who do eat too much sugar get that one. Maybe ur fat mum has it, but say its about TYPE 2. U guys are fricken idiots. I fricken hate having it in the first place, at least get it right. KK By the way, IM NOT FRICKING OVERREACTING
Catherine - October 18, 2011 - Report this comment
OH and by the way You definitely dont get it from mountain dew or dr pepper, unless youre overweight. Thats type 2 and thats cause ur fat cover the pancreas making the insulin lost. K everybody

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