If you're ordering a Shirley.
Drinkin' beer all through the night.
I know, deep inside you're queasy.
Only coffee'll make it right.
Don't try to drive home is the jeep.
I can see the veins in your eyes.
Your stench tells me that you've been drinking.
Now I'll dope you up with wine.

Spending just one night with a hoochie.
This guy's over loading on wine.
Drinking Miller Lite with a hoocie.
He'll tell you stories 'bout his life.
Just his life/ {Noo! Nooo!}
He'll tell you stories 'bout your life. {oh help me, help me}

You want a lemon with your beer.
The scent of your breath is a fright.
I want to loosen up your mind, dear.
I smell what your lunch time was like.


Spending just one night with a hoochie.
This guy's over loading on wine.
Drinking Miller Lite with a hoocie.
He'll tell you stories 'bout his life.
Just his life/ {Noo! Nooo!}
He'll tell you stories 'bout your life. {oh help me, help me}

The time with this wine, help me.
Oooooh....help me!


A tequila.
Singin' karaoke.
Help me get a Miller Light.
Or at least a Budweiser.
You are a hoochie.
Yes, a hoochie.
White wine, yo, yo.
You are such a hoochie.
Your a hoochie.
Yo', vamos!

Spending just one night with a hoochie.
This guy's over loading on wine.
Drinking Miller Lite with a hoocie.
He'll tell you stories 'bout his life.
Just his life/ {Noo! Nooo!}
He'll tell you stories 'bout your life. {oh help me, help me}