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Song Parodies -> "DINOSAURS!!!"

Original Song Title:

"All Mixed Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

311

Parody Song Title:

"DINOSAURS!!!"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

A good title, also the chorus lyrics, were hard to come up with due to rhyming difficulties. Also, the part where he sings real fast......ya.....that was difficult. Just bare with me on this one.
I thought that they were extinct.
Now I know they're alive.
You've got to get outta here real soon,
Cause you won't survive.

Watch 'em now!
Astheywonderandwipeouteveryonewiththeirmassiveappetites.
Webettercall the police.
Like they'll help the situation by showing off their piece.
So make like roadrunner and get out of its way.
Cause this has been one bad day.

Now this dino has just stepped on my car.
And I just payed all the loans off last week.
Well, I have insurance on my ride.
I just wish I had bought life.

T-Rex slum.
I don't know where to hide.
I ran into the mall, but it followed me inside.
You will soon learn that their bite
is more painful than their bark.
Just like in Jurassic Park.

Raptor slum.
Just look at all their eggs.
But do not get too close or else they'll gnaw on your legs.
If Spielberg taught me one thing
about these here carnivores,
They know how to open doors.

These dinosaurs are distinct
and they're different in size.
But there's one feature that they both share:
We're lunch in their eyes.

Watch 'em now!
Astheywanderandwipeouteveryone.
We're dead meat. Let us retreat.
I'm shaking just like Shakira from my head down to my feet.
We're dead meat. Watch them eat.
They're chomping on the mayor in the middle of the street.

Now the raptors are in search of some prey.
And behold, they happen to spot me first.
Can somebody give me CPR.
I'm still sad about my car.

They keep on chasing.
They're on my tail. I'll pick up my pacing...wo oh oh
They keep on chasing.
They're on my tail. I'll pick up my pacing...
They keep on chasing.
They're on my tail. I'll pick up my pacing...wo oh oh
They keep on chasing.
They're on my tail. I'll pick up my pacing...

Ty-ran-a-saur-us....ahead.
Ve-lo-ci-rap-tors...I have led.
Now I'm in a territory where it became really gory.
But I was able to escape.

Many views...of them fight it out.
Many views...of them all thrash about.
Many views...of them fight it out.
Many views...of them all thrash about, and

Let out a sigh. I was holding my breath, and
I watched them die as they fought to the death, but
High in the sky, I saw something fly by
cause the Pterodactyl's here...oh....


Thanks to the Jurassic Park Trilogy for some of the ideas I used in this one.

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Jeff Kitts - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool...I like it :)

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