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Song Parodies -> "Little Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Anywhere"

Original Performer:

112 feat Lil' Zane

Parody Song Title:

"Little Bear"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Here on Monday, here till' noon.
You and me, and the TV.
We can watch just one thing.
Like MTV.
I wanna watch your channel, too.
Can you hear?
What's on TV.
Duck, Hen, Cat, and Little Bear.
Owl, Mother Bear.
Moneky, and Father Bear.
I wanna see the title's name.

We can watch it on the bedroom floor.
But not on top of my crappy bed.
I'm watchin' the show, the plots to me, don't really care.
And always, Cat, Duck, Owl, and Little Hen.
Are followin' Little Bear.
Him pickin' a flower, sooner or later he's dripping wet.
Because of Whale, he feels like he's on a ship.
Then my brother tells me to turn of that dumb ****.
Cuz' I was watchin' Little Bear.
Little Bear.

I love the way Mother Bear makes me feel,
All warm inside in a 30 minute time.
No commercials.
Mom, you know, I like my show.
And so does my brothers, too.
Don't turn it off, it's the best part.
You see it, too.
A clever scheme.
Oh, Nick Jr.'s close to me,
The music flows.
On 11am, there's nowhere to go.

We can watch it on the bedroom floor.
But not on top of my crappy bed.
I'm watchin' the show, the plots to me, don't really care.
And always, Cat, Duck, Owl, and Little Hen.
Are followin' Little Bear.
Him pickin' a flower, sooner or later he's dripping wet.
Because of Whale, he feels like he's on a ship.
Then my brother tells me to turn of that dumb ****.
Cuz' I was watchin' Little Bear.
Little Bear.

LB, too hot to stop.
So we goin' from 10 to a higher score.
Let you know it's on at a new, t's at 12 o'.
When the remotes go,
Wouldn't watch Playboy the hot show,
Roll to go, let me tell you the show's right on.
When STG screams to you.
When he changes the channels and bein' rude.
You yell at him, and say he's mean to you.
Rather watch an Ice Hockey game, too.
A new player's on the ice, too.
And if you wanna',
We can complain to Nickelodeon,
And complain now.
And overdrive, cuz' I'm mad now.
They got it goin', I don't think they gonna stop now.
LB feelin' like a bear who's got it on now.
So let's watch the show right way, yes, right away.
It's gettin' cool, so please don't call it gay.
They probably chill like we do in an Indy-way.
Here's the remot and TV, so let me.
Watch it at twelve.

We can watch it on the bedroom floor.
But not on top of my crappy bed.
I'm watchin' the show, the plots to me, don't really care.
And always, Cat, Duck, Owl, and Little Hen.
Are followin' Little Bear.
Him pickin' a flower, sooner or later he's dripping wet.
Because of Whale, he feels like he's on a ship.
Then my brother tells me to turn of that dumb ****.
Cuz' I was watchin' Little Bear.
Little Bear.
We can watch it on the bedroom floor.
But not on top of my crappy bed.
I'm watchin' the show, the plots to me, don't really care.
And always, Cat, Duck, Owl, and Little Hen.
Are followin' Little Bear.
Him pickin' a flower, sooner or later he's dripping wet.
Because of Whale, he feels like he's on a ship.
Then my brother tells me to turn of that dumb ****.
Cuz' I was watchin' Little Bear.
Little Bear.
Tell me watch show you'll see?
And let me now what time it's on.
Tell me that it's LB,
And that will be my fantasy.
We will watch Little bear, anyday, anytime.
On and on........
STG's serious crap.
STG POC

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