Song Parodies -> Granny Everybody Wants
| Original Song Title: | "Candy Everybody Wants" |
| Original Performer: | 10,000 Maniacs |
| Parody Song Title: | "Granny Everybody Wants" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
If must and age make you randy
If saggy lumps are a treat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
So her eyes are
Going lazy
But her stumbling turns you on
So her mind is
Growing hazy
Well...
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
If crusty mates make you randy
If saggy rumps give you heat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want
So her thighs are
Getting veiny
But it really turns you on
So her mind is
Going crazy
Well...
(sounds of elderly women groaning)
Do you want a lay?
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
If crippled gaits make you randy
If lacy gloves firm your meat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want
So her pies are
Always flaky
And her mumbling turns you on
So her spine is
Getting achy
Well...
(more groaning)
Do you want a lay?
If must and age make you randy
If saggy lumps are a treat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
So her eyes are
Going lazy
But her stumbling turns you on
So her mind is
Growing hazy
Well...
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
If crusty mates make you randy
If saggy rumps give you heat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want
So her thighs are
Getting veiny
But it really turns you on
So her mind is
Going crazy
Well...
(sounds of elderly women groaning)
Do you want a lay?
Hey hey... Granny's who ya want
If crippled gaits make you randy
If lacy gloves firm your meat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want
So her pies are
Always flaky
And her mumbling turns you on
So her spine is
Getting achy
Well...
(more groaning)
Do you want a lay?
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(yodels) "Little old lady, who?" :D I hate Natalie Merchant, so I loved this pretty much automatically.
I love Natalie Merchant. And Tony Kornheiser would love this song. Interestingly enough, the security code for this one was "HA5." That's what I say: Ha! 5!
the grandmother of all parodies !
DKTOS, but a superb job of making ageism funny.
You know what Ben Franklin said... They don't yell, tell, or swell, and they're grateful as hell. 555
Thanks, Agrimorfee... Unfortunately or fortunately, I will be doing a number of Natalie Merchant songs in the coming days/weeks. Thanks also to Michael, Alvin, and John :)
Bravo, MrMacphisto!! Keep them Merchant parodies comin' !!
Thanks Johnny... :)
Aged and kinky...love it
Thanks AFW :)
Funny stuff. 5's
Thanks Lionel :)
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