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Song Parodies -> "Granny Everybody Wants"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Everybody Wants"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

10,000 Maniacs

Parody Song Title:

"Granny Everybody Wants"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Hey hey... Granny's who ya want

If must and age make you randy
If saggy lumps are a treat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want

Hey hey... Granny's who ya want

So her eyes are
Going lazy
But her stumbling turns you on
So her mind is
Growing hazy

Well...

Hey hey... Granny's who ya want

If crusty mates make you randy
If saggy rumps give you heat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want

So her thighs are
Getting veiny
But it really turns you on
So her mind is
Going crazy

Well...

(sounds of elderly women groaning)

Do you want a lay?

Hey hey... Granny's who ya want

If crippled gaits make you randy
If lacy gloves firm your meat
Then she'll... give ya what ya want

So her pies are
Always flaky
And her mumbling turns you on
So her spine is
Getting achy

Well...

(more groaning)

Do you want a lay?

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Agrimorfee - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(yodels) "Little old lady, who?" :D I hate Natalie Merchant, so I loved this pretty much automatically.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I love Natalie Merchant. And Tony Kornheiser would love this song. Interestingly enough, the security code for this one was "HA5." That's what I say: Ha! 5!
alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
the grandmother of all parodies !
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but a superb job of making ageism funny.
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You know what Ben Franklin said... They don't yell, tell, or swell, and they're grateful as hell. 555
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee... Unfortunately or fortunately, I will be doing a number of Natalie Merchant songs in the coming days/weeks. Thanks also to Michael, Alvin, and John :)
Johnny D - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Bravo, MrMacphisto!! Keep them Merchant parodies comin' !!
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny... :)
AFW - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Aged and kinky...love it
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW :)
Lionel Mertens - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. 5's
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Lionel :)

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