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Song Parodies -> "Boobs"

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Original Performer:

ZZ Top

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Hu's On First

The Lyrics

He's got boobs
There's no way to use 'em
They're so huge
Don't know how to lose 'em
He isn't fat
So why does he have 'em?
No, don't try and make him go jiggle or shake 'em
He's got boobies, he's got boobies
And he's a man

He wears bras, yeah he needs a D cup
When he goes jogging, hard for him to keep up
Everytime they're bouncin', yeah you know what I mean
Everybody looks away 'cause it's so awkward
They're so big, they're so big
Man, he's really stacked

He's got boobs
There's no way to use 'em
They're so huge
Don't know how to lose 'em
He lost some weight; at any rate
That didn't help his big boobage abate
Oh, so now he's grown a REALLY long beard
It covers them up, real good
Is THAT the real reason they wear those beards and are called ZZ Top?

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Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
It's the story of my life!
The Brad Hatter - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Finally! A parody about Gynecomastia ;-)
Rob Arndt - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
5s! Gives new meaning to the old term "let it all hang out"!!! 60% of adult males suffer from this...
Meriadoc - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I have a customer like this. I am very nearsighted and one of the first times he came in I glanced up and said "May I help you, ma'am?" Quite an awkward moment...

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