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Song Parodies -> "Monster Truck"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping Bag"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Truck"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Well, after all the partying and celebrating associated with New Years, there must also come a return to the daily grind, and with it, the possibility of traffic jams (sad trombone). For all those who have to suffer through traffic jams on a routine basis, this one's for you! Have a truckin' good time! DISCLAIMER: Dylan Baranski S.p.A. does not endorse, condone, etc etc etc, the destruction of other peoples' property. You're on your own if you get in trouble for trying this in real life!

DKTOS?
When you’re on the road & the traffic’s backed up,
Go for a vehicle that can smash things up.
Climb up on the wheels, try to get a feel,
Crush some cars and crumple some steel!

Slip inside a monster truck! [x2]

You’re runnin’ late for work, baby, no need to get mad,
Just run over some autos, it will be wicked rad!
Don’t be hesitatin’, put the hammer down,
Run those other cars into the ground!

Slip inside a monster truck! [x2]

[guitar/synth solo]

Let’s go crush some Hondas if they cross our path!
If we’re met by Chevies, they shall feel our wrath!
We’ll run over Toyotas and flatten some Fords!
Oh, it don’t matter what brand ‘cause they’ll break like boards!

Slip inside a monster truck! [x2]

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MikeJ - January 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun song, nicely done! Now my own traffic fantasies run more to having a gun turret or missile launcher on the roof....
Dylan Baranski - January 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Why not slap a gun turret or missile launcher on a monster truck? That's twice the awesomeness!
I Got 86'ed - January 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey there. This is an awesome parody! As for the question of gun turrets and missile launchers all you need to do is surf the Net to see it. When the USA sent troops to anarchic Somalia I saw pictures in newspapers and magazines that showed guerilla units with trucks (incl. monster) jury-rigged with launchers and turrets. This has probably happened in other wars as well.
Grampa - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this one. Reading it is very easy and the words flow with a nice rhythm.

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