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Song Parodies -> "Insurance Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Insurance Man"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

Well, should I take out a parody insurance policy on this song? LOL!! ;-D
Smooth talk, bad policies,
Just how they bilk us for every penny.
Fancy suit, briefcase,
I guess it’s time to cut to the chase.
In their business all their plans are a scam,
Is why I really get angry at an insurance man.

Doing things, by their books,
Not bad for a bunch of well-paid crooks,
Don’t care, bout’ your health,
Just how much they can save of their wealth.
What do you expect all their plans are a scam,
That’s why I really get angry at an insurance man.

They love, client disputes,
Getting on our case seems to suit the suits.
Takes our pay, gives us dirt
Takin’ it all, even our shirt’s!
Well can you blame me all their plans are a scam,
Is why we should get angry at an insurance man.
I love to read the fine print! Just sign on the bottom line... ;-)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Mark Scotti - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
'Insuring' you get good marks for this one...
Old Man Ribber - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like most of the President's recent speeches (5-5-5). ;D
Phil Nelson - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Really original idea 555
Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
So, that explains how they got the name "COBRA"! They're all a bunch of dangerous snakes! You are now covered with 5 life, 5 dental, and 5 medical insurances with this one!
Wild Child JIN - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I am beginning to think that we've got someone that visits this site that has absolutely NO idea on how to vote for people's parodies!
Wild Child JIN - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I am not referring to any of you that voted 5,5,5 for me, just the one who voted 2,3,4! :-[

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