When you get up in the morning and McCain is on the phone
The first thing that you do is take out a campaign loan
Then hit the streets a-runnin; get the vote out to the masses
And go get yourself some Palin glasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

She’s a bit right wing and she’ll hunt moose all night
She passes laws in Levis and her sweaters kind of tight
She has an Alaska strut that’s as sweet as molasses
But what really knocks me out is her Palin glasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

(solo)

Now go out and get yourself some thin wire frames
Pretty soon the whole dang world will know your name
And the choice is up to you cause you’re from the middle classes:
You’re winnin’ this election in your Palin glasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah