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Song Parodies -> "Cross Dressed Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Cross Dressed Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Short skirt, new Boobs,
and you don't know what I'm changin' to!
Chic boot, thigh high,
I don't need to give the eye.
They go runnin' just as fast as they can,
Coz everyones crazy 'bout a cross dressed man.

tight crotch, suffer-ing,
I ain't showin' not a single thing.
and methinks, smooth skin,
when I prep pout i'm going in like Flynn!
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
Coz even Pat Swayze was a cross dressed man.

Flock coat, crop hat,
I don't worry i'm an alley cat!
Dark shades, tight gloves,
lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.
Think i'm stunnin' they don't know i'm a man
Coz everyone crazy 'bout a cross dressed man.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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