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Song Parodies -> "Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Legs"

Original Performer:

Zz Top

Parody Song Title:

"Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she's got eggs
she knows how to brood them
she spreads her legs
and lo, she exudes them
oh no, she begs
wonderin' if they'll steal them
sits on her behind then
she thinks the farmer cannot find them
she's so crazy...she's so crazy
yeah, she's not bright

a large pair
fall from her fanny
the farmer missed them
they grew into family
when its time for hatchin'
she knows when they're due
and her body squats
and gee, then she protrudes it
its a grind
she don't mind
things will be alright

she's got eggs
but sometimes she lose them
they'll spread her legs
and reach in and choose them
she keeps on tryin
to keep from fryin'
she sleeps at night
morning's her time
oh, she squats here
and she'll often scratch here
that chicken's not bright
she's not bright

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AFW - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well penned....And humorously presented from the hen's point of view...one can gather a lot from this
Ann Hammond - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm going feel like doing the Chicken Dance to this tune
Yoidy - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I could go for scrambled eggs with or without the baby chicken! 555
alvin rhodes - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW ann and yoidy

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