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Song Parodies -> "Cross Dressed Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Zz Top
Parody Song Title:
"Cross Dressed Man"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
short skirt...mule shoes
five o' clock shadow goin' too
so cute...so sly
thinks its neat to tease the guys
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man
gold clutch...navel ring
bust is absent so he stuffs the thing
stole, mink...brows thinned
nothin' pops out cause he packs it in
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man
fur coat...box hat
buys a corset if his ass is fat
shaved legs...high gloves
looks like a tart that no one could love
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man
five o' clock shadow goin' too
so cute...so sly
thinks its neat to tease the guys
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man
gold clutch...navel ring
bust is absent so he stuffs the thing
stole, mink...brows thinned
nothin' pops out cause he packs it in
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man
fur coat...box hat
buys a corset if his ass is fat
shaved legs...high gloves
looks like a tart that no one could love
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man
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You could have gotten raunchy or graphic, but I'm glad you didn't. It was funny! 5's
You got some Sweet Trasnvest-fives
"Looks like a tart that no one could love", cracks me up! 555
Some folks just like a little different kind of dressing for Thanksgiving
Every line in this was a gem, I can't single out my favorite one! What a hoot to read!
thanks adagio matthias yoidy AFW and PMS
LMAO!!
This is one of those "why didn't I think of this?" 'Funny', er, hilarious work here, Alvin. Top vote, 5s fat!
LOL thats awesome! 555!
another smooth one
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