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Song Parodies -> "Cross Dressed Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Zz Top

Parody Song Title:

"Cross Dressed Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

short skirt...mule shoes
five o' clock shadow goin' too
so cute...so sly
thinks its neat to tease the guys
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man

gold clutch...navel ring
bust is absent so he stuffs the thing
stole, mink...brows thinned
nothin' pops out cause he packs it in
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man

fur coat...box hat
buys a corset if his ass is fat
shaved legs...high gloves
looks like a tart that no one could love
dudes go runnin' just as fast as they can
cause every guy's wary of a cross dressed man

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You could have gotten raunchy or graphic, but I'm glad you didn't. It was funny! 5's
Matthias - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You got some Sweet Trasnvest-fives
Yoidy - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"Looks like a tart that no one could love", cracks me up! 555
AFW - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Some folks just like a little different kind of dressing for Thanksgiving
PMS - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Every line in this was a gem, I can't single out my favorite one! What a hoot to read!
alvin rhodes - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio matthias yoidy AFW and PMS
carol - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO!!
Red Ant - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This is one of those "why didn't I think of this?" 'Funny', er, hilarious work here, Alvin. Top vote, 5s fat!
Jacl Wilson - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL thats awesome! 555!
Ann Hammond - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
another smooth one

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