Brown dirt, green ooze
Take a whiff and you will want to puke
Old fruit, old pie
It smells like someone just die-yie-yied
I go a-runnin' just as fast as I can
'Cause no one likes takin' out the garbage can.

Old lunch, chicken wing
Banana peels and tangled shoe strings
It stinks, it's grim
I hope I never see this trash again
I go a-runnin' just as fast as I can
'Cause no one likes takin' out the garbage can.

(really long guitar solo)

Stray dogs, stray cats
Chewin' up the plastic garbage bags
Rotten eggs, white shells
Stench is sharp, don't like the smell
I go a-runnin' just as fast as I can
'Cause no one likes takin' out the garbage can!