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Song Parodies -> "Cross Dressed Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Cross Dressed Man"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Pink slip, pink shoes
And I don't want to go where you're goin' to
Silk dress, lace bra
Hard to guess what sex you are
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man

Blond wig, gold ear rings
Got to tuck away your ding-a-ling
Lipstick, smooth chin
Elastic girdle holds your stomach in
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man

Fur coat, fur hat
Your bra needs stuffing 'cause your chest is flat
Bracelets, lace gloves,
Lookin' out for some gay love.
Only thing you might attract is a man
'Cause ain't no girl crazy 'bout a cross dressed man

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Adagio - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Funny! 5's
Thoracia - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a huge ZZ Top fan...this is just hilarious!
Johnny D - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and it's even funnier with the ZZ Top guitarists' long beards in the picture!
alvin rhodes - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
very well done...5s
John Barry - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Size 5s all the way across.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Comes across fairly OK.
Steven Cavanagh - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, but hasn't this already been a dressed? I mean, done before? I'm sure I've seen it...
Ana Byrd - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, but mistaken. I like them muchly. Or am I weird?
Nick J - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL I FRICKEN LOVE THIS

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