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Song Parodies -> "Wide Mouth Can"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Wide Mouth Can"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

DNQ: Did Not Qualify: Beer was not finished, too much spillage, etc.
Terp shirt, cheap brew
Now I don't want to get a DNQ
Slick tunes, Beast Light
I just need to qualify-y-y
They're all chuggin just as fast as they can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!

Chug watch, Krispy Kremes
The beer pouring down my face in streams
Next drink, sub ten
Set me one out so I can chug again
They all swallow just as fast as they can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!

No foam, why's that?
I know to push the flow restrictor back
First gulp, watch starts
Looking slow, trying too hard
It flows faster when I'm crushing the can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 13

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