Song Parodies -> Wide Mouth Can
| Original Song Title: | "Sharp Dressed Man" |
| Original Performer: | ZZ Top |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wide Mouth Can" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
DNQ: Did Not Qualify: Beer was not finished, too much spillage, etc.
Terp shirt, cheap brew
Now I don't want to get a DNQ
Slick tunes, Beast Light
I just need to qualify-y-y
They're all chuggin just as fast as they can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!
Chug watch, Krispy Kremes
The beer pouring down my face in streams
Next drink, sub ten
Set me one out so I can chug again
They all swallow just as fast as they can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!
No foam, why's that?
I know to push the flow restrictor back
First gulp, watch starts
Looking slow, trying too hard
It flows faster when I'm crushing the can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!
Now I don't want to get a DNQ
Slick tunes, Beast Light
I just need to qualify-y-y
They're all chuggin just as fast as they can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!
Chug watch, Krispy Kremes
The beer pouring down my face in streams
Next drink, sub ten
Set me one out so I can chug again
They all swallow just as fast as they can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!
No foam, why's that?
I know to push the flow restrictor back
First gulp, watch starts
Looking slow, trying too hard
It flows faster when I'm crushing the can
Cause every fan's crazy bout a wide mouth can!
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