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Song Parodies -> "God Blessed Band"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"God Blessed Band"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

its god...i choose
it is heaven that i'm going to
big loot...sales high
jesus is the reason why
they buy tickets just as fast as they can
cause the crowd goes crazy 'bout a god blessed band

just sing
i been saying jesus is my thing
hell stinks...don't sin
or else saint peter will not let you in
they'll come running cause they're our biggest fans
how the crowd goes crazy 'bout a god blessed band

my notes...are flat
i don't worry cause my wallet's fat
cash made...god's love
is the gimmick i've been dreaming of
the CD's going platinum...its just as i planned
cause the crowd goes crazy 'bout a god blessed band

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MrMacphisto - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good commentary on Christian rock
raddog20002002 - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very fantastic parody! Come look at my parodies of "Weird Al" songs.
Steven Cavanagh - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good commentary on *most* christian rock, yes. Selflessness is one mark of a genuine Christian, and it's pretty rare in that industry.
Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad commentary
south park al - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
thak you all for the votes and comments
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is heavenly good. 555.

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