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Song Parodies -> "Hairs"

Original Song Title:

"Legs"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Hairs"

Parody Written by:

Jericho

The Lyrics

Ok ok, it's pretty crappy, but hey, I'm 16 cut me some slack
She's got hairs
All down her legs
She never shaves
Nor does she begs

Every guy's she's gone out with
Will never massage em in bed
Cause they're hairier
Than guys in Phys Ed

It's so long, much too long, girl it's called a razor

She's got it all
Over her body
She brushes it all
And it comes out cloddy

Everytime she dates
She wears a lot of DO
Cause with all that hair
You'd get a bunch of BO

She's turns me, turns me off, girl you freakin' stink

But then one day
She went though a phase
She went out that day
And got that hair raised

Now that she's hair-free
Cat calls are what she hears
No one remembers her now
From all those past years

Lord we want her but no can have her, but hey that's all right

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MrMacphisto - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Like another song I read recently, this would make a great video.... lol

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