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Song Parodies -> "I Suck, I'm Rich As Hell"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"I Suck, I'm Rich As Hell"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Well I'm a manufactured star with no talent at all
My homies call me D.J. Money but my real name is Paul
I'm burning up the charts with my samples and my licks
I stole 'em all from real bands like The Doors, The Who, and Styx
Oh I suck, I'm rich as hell
Oh I suck, I'm rich as hell

Dancing on the stage with my chains hangin' down
I got my own brand of clothes that make me look like a clown
I got no idea why my fans buy my crap
I'm makin' a new genre, it's classical rap
Oh I suck, I'm rich as hell
Oh I suck, I'm rich as hell

Well I have never played a guitar don't know how they work
But I know that if I hold one the whole crowd will go berserk
I don't write my songs, I would not know how
Nobody even cares that I sound like a dying cow
Oh I suck, I'm rich as hell
Oh I suck, I'm rich as hell

(Guitar solo, he attempts to play the measure of 16th notes that reoccurs at the end of the song, but fails miserably each time.)

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Stuart Kidd - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I've marked you down a bit on the pacing, but otherwise this is hilarious. 3-5-4.

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