-> "Carp Dressed Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Carp Dressed Man"
Lacoste shirt, Nike shoes
They thought they would not lose
Stone-washed jeans, bolo tie
But you wonder why those guys cry?
They didn't even like the cardigan
The girls went crazy 'bout the Carp Dressed Man.
He wore hat, some diamond rings
But those were the only normal things
He had fish on his chin
All the way down to his chin
He must have gotten them from out of a can
They really were crazy for the Carp Dressed Man
Top coat, top hat?
Why don't you just forget about that?
Ocean Pacific, Michael Jackson's glove--
These things won't get you a girl's love
If you want them running as fast they can
Well, *you* gotta be a Carp Dressed Man.
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