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Song Parodies -> "(Hairy) Legs"

Original Song Title:

"Legs"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"(Hairy) Legs"

Parody Written by:

Logan Smith

The Lyrics

You've got legs, you know how to shave them.
I'm gonna beg, maybe you can save them.
Got so much hair, wonder if you could braid them.
Would you to touch her legs, if you could only find them?
Try some wax, or some Nair
yeah, it's alright.

You got hair up to your armpits.
You gotta unibrow, try to get that thing offa there.
Everytime you're dancin' you make children scream.
Cause nobody wants to see, to see the legs of Chewbacca.
So much fluff, that's scary stuff,
yeah, it's alright.

You've got legs, you learned how to shave them.
I had to beg, but at least you saved them.
You got no hair, almost anywhere
Now all we got to really fix, is all those dirty zits.
Oh, I want clean friends, so I got to have it,
This is alright, it's alright.

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