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Song Parodies -> "Buffing Shaman"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Buffing Shaman"

Parody Written by:

Michael Gerlach

The Lyrics

This is a parody only Everquest Gamers would truly get
Tae Ew, Tin Boots
I'm on my rok and I'm lookin for newbs
Drogmor, Kei
Just a castin, letting those stats a fly-y
They come a runnin' just as fast they can
Coz everybody's crazy bout the buffing sha-man

Supple scale, jasper ring
Got so many spells wont miss a thi-ing
Spine chill, Talisman
With my buffs your sure to wi-in
They come a runnin just as fast as they can,
Coz everybody's crazy about the buffing sha-man

HoS, Re-gen
I don't worry coz theres no e-end
Accused chains, Leaf Gloves
Donate good, show me the lo-ove
They come a runnin' just as fast as they can
Coz everybody's crazy bout the buffing sha-man

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