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Song Parodies -> "More Whan to the Gram"

Original Song Title:

"More Bounce to the Ounce"

Original Performer:

Zapp featuring Roger

Parody Song Title:

"More Whan to the Gram"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

America is the only major industrialized nation that has not converted to the metric system
More wham
More wham
More wham
Much more wham

Wham
I-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
La-la-la-la-la
Much more
I like that wham
And I'm gonna make you wham
Much more wham

More wham to the gram (Much more wham)
More wham to the gram (Yeah)
More wham to the gram (Much more)
More wham to the gram (Work it with me,wham)
More wham to the gram (To the gram)
More wham to the gram (Mmm)
More wham to the gram (I like it, I like it)
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram (Much more)
More wham to the gram (I like that metric wham)
More wham to the gram (And I dig it)

C-c-c-c-c-convert to metric, baby
Convert, mama, yeah (More, mmm)
C-c-c-c-c-convert to metric, baby
I never ever, ever seen a measurement like it, baby
Kilo, nano, hecto, deco
micro, macro, octo, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Convert, mama
Convert, mama

Give you more wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram (I like to use a gram)
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram (I like to use a gram)
More wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
I'll give you more wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram

C-c-c-c-c-convert to metric, baby
Convert, baby, yeah, yeah
Measure, baby
Measure it, mama
You got to let me
Ooh...you got to
Micro, macro, baby, Kilo, nano, hecto,
Ooh...baby
Mama, mama

C-c-c-c-c-convert to metric, baby
Convert, mama, measure, baby
C-c-c-c-c-convert to metric, baby
Convert, mama

I'll give you more wham to the gram (More wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (More wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (More wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (Much more wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (Wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (I-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi)
Give you more wham to the gram (La-la-la-la-la)
More wham to the gram (Much more wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (I like that wham)
More wham to the gram (And I'm gonna make you wham)
Give you more wham to the gram (Much more wham)
More wham to the gram (Wham, wham)
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram (La-la-la-la-la)
More wham to the gram (Wham, baby)
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram (Much more wham now)
More wham to the gram (Mama, mama, mama)
More wham to the gram (Got to wham with you)
More wham to the gram (La-la-la-la-la)
More wham to the gram (Ooh...)
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram (Shucks, baby)

Mmm, shucks
Much more wham
Wham to the gram
Ah...

Much more wham

Shucks
More wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
More wham (Shucks) to the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
Give you more wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
Shucks
To the gram
More wham to the gram
More wham to the gram
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Rick D - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
What's a whan? (Just kidding, I've done that, too)

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