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Song Parodies -> "Dust The Room"

Original Song Title:

"Bust A Move"

Original Performer:

Young MC

Parody Song Title:

"Dust The Room"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Dust it.

This here's a jam for dirty fellas
Try to clean how our ladies tell us
Hide our sports stuff in the cellar
Pack it away, but females still smell it
Okay smarty, having a party
Hardwood floor is looking kind of shoddy
A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her
But she says that you're a slob, and hands you pine cleanser

Next days luncheon, guests are munchin
Take a step and hear somethin crunchin
Music comes on, you're dancin by the sink
But then you lose your groove and then you spill your drink
A girl starts washin, dishrag soppin
Stands right next to you and starts moppin
She sweeps you off your feet, says she likes your broom
So come on, slobbo, and dust the room!


You're in the kitchen, and you're wishin
Someone would clean your living conditions
Finding the dirt in hard to reach places
Blow it away, comes back in your faces
From frustration, first inclination
Is to become a slob, enjoy the situation!
But every dark corner can be cleaned I hope
So don't hang yourself with a soap on a rope

New movie's showin, so you're goin
Don't want to hear a vacuum blowin
Wipe off your seat before they start the show
Then you spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She says, "Hello, here's a Brillo
I'm a maid for hire, young fellow!"
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next? Hey, dust the room!

You sloppy...
You dirty, baby you sloppy (Dust the room!)
You sloppy...
You dirty, baby you sloppy (Just dust the room!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 40

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   5
 5   33

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Claude Prez - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
"Don't hang yourself with a soap on a rope"! "Hello, here's a Brillo"! I thought it was only fair to check out some of your older stuff too and I'm glad I did. This is one of many I found hilarious. Thanks.
Steven Cavanagh - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Shawna - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolutely hysterical! Brilliant!
Booyakka - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Man this song rocks!! I was sad when I saw that it didn't have all the verses from the original, but the lyrics you did write were briliiant and witty and comical. Great work! All 5's in my book!
Matt - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Some Funny Ishh Man.. I Started Crackin' Up With The "So Don't Hang Yourself With A Soap On A Rope.." LoL
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap Parody) Really funny, but the rhyming was too similar to that of the original, with too few variations. .. and it was only half done. Still, a great read with a witty title.
Invincibizzle fo' shizzle - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody was locked up tight. I like the title, it's a really good idea, and it was carried out well.
Agrimorfee - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap #1) I will take Jake's word on his comments. Clever song nonetheless. Good stuff, May-Nard.
Claude Prez - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Still love this one; to me the similarities to the original made it funnier because it was properly twisted. I'll add the pine cleanser line to my list of faves.
Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(Rap) 5's for "So don't hang yourself with a soap on a rope" !!
martha - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
As Neil Young once remarked so plaintively .. A man needs a maid....." great rhyming and very funny
RAP PARODY COMPETITION BRONZE MEDAL - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Equal 3rd place,3686.0.html
rob - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
this was sooo sick, hell funny 5 stars mate
Joe - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it...but I think it's incomplete. I gave you 4 for pacing and 5 for the other categories.
Jeff Reuben - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Joe...yes...I only did the first two verses at the time so it is incomplete. Glad you liked!
Cryptic Wizard - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
This by far the best and funniest rap parody ever! I don't care if it;s incomplete--this is a tough song to parody but you did an awesome job! All 5's from me!
NoApronLady - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
pre-Apron days, Sir Jeffry, eh ? ? This is cute and soooo very ~LordJeffry~ ! !

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