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Song Parodies -> "Non-swimmers Must Not Go Beyond This Point"
Original Song Title:
"The Only Wey Is Up"
Original Performer:
Yazz
Parody Song Title:
"Non-swimmers Must Not Go Beyond This Point"
Parody Written by:
Adrian Reavill
The Lyrics
We are going to drown, in the swimming pool
Touching the bttom line on the pool floor
But if there should be a closure, on the poolside
We're to move to another pool, and hope they have splashing
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Now I may not know, what your next depth's going to be
But that pool and that slide, is a pool I can see
Babe, you wanna splash me, and wetting me that way
Makes some parts a little harder, but I know what I can splash
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Touching the bttom line on the pool floor
But if there should be a closure, on the poolside
We're to move to another pool, and hope they have splashing
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Now I may not know, what your next depth's going to be
But that pool and that slide, is a pool I can see
Babe, you wanna splash me, and wetting me that way
Makes some parts a little harder, but I know what I can splash
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Octochamps, Octochamps,
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
Non-swimmers must not go beyond this point!
Baby, the pool is too deep
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Adrian is a jerk from my old school. He is taking the piss out of his classmates in all these stupid parodies, some of which have forms of Autism that make them unable to even speak for themselves. Get back in the woodwork Reavill.
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