Song Parodies -> The Knee That I've Blown Out Before
| Original Song Title: | "All The Girls I've Loved Before" |
| Original Performer: | Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Knee That I've Blown Out Before" |
| Parody Written by: | Kyle Daniels |
To the knee that I've blown out before
It hurt like hell and that's for sure
I really felt the pain
When I felt that muscle strain
To the knee that I've blown out before
To the knee that I've blown out before
I cringed with pain then hit the floor
I saw my doctor quick
He laughed and gave me a stick
To the knee that I've blown out before
Using this crutch is hard to deal with
'Cause everytime I try to stand
It hurts so bad and that is no myth
I just hope that I can reach the can
To the knee that I've blown out before
Used to work but not anymore
This pain will never pass
It's a real pain in the knee
To the knee that I've blown out before
And now I have a plastic knee
My kids they all make fun of me
Because I'm not that old
I'm 33 I'm told
And now I have a plastic knee
I feel the knee is finally getting well
The pain has finally gone away
But I went outside to check my mail
I got the doctor bill today
The crutches I had now are gone
I probably should wrap up this song
This right knee is doing great
But it's the left one now I hate
Because I've just blown out that knee
So to the knee I've blown out before
It's fine now but the left one's sore
Another surgery for me
I can't afford these fees
To the knee that I've blown out before
It hurt like hell and that's for sure
I really felt the pain
When I felt that muscle strain
To the knee that I've blown out before
To the knee that I've blown out before
I cringed with pain then hit the floor
I saw my doctor quick
He laughed and gave me a stick
To the knee that I've blown out before
Using this crutch is hard to deal with
'Cause everytime I try to stand
It hurts so bad and that is no myth
I just hope that I can reach the can
To the knee that I've blown out before
Used to work but not anymore
This pain will never pass
It's a real pain in the knee
To the knee that I've blown out before
And now I have a plastic knee
My kids they all make fun of me
Because I'm not that old
I'm 33 I'm told
And now I have a plastic knee
I feel the knee is finally getting well
The pain has finally gone away
But I went outside to check my mail
I got the doctor bill today
The crutches I had now are gone
I probably should wrap up this song
This right knee is doing great
But it's the left one now I hate
Because I've just blown out that knee
So to the knee I've blown out before
It's fine now but the left one's sore
Another surgery for me
I can't afford these fees
To the knee that I've blown out before
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