Once I was a channel surfer
Flipping channels, didn't give a damn
I never had no problems
Comedy Central was a one night stand
And everything on TV
It came to me their ratings were low
And I decided quickly
To flip on down to CBS to check out this new show
Yeah, they were showing a new drama about a family moving
And just when it hit me, I turned it on and shouted

CHORUS
I like Zoe Busek, Wild Card
I like Zoe Busek, yeah
I like Zoe Busek, Wild Card
Lay down on sofa and watch Zoe Busek till I die
Till I die, oh, till I die

I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish
To not see I was the one behind
But I still kept on watching
Whoa, learning every step of the way
I said to myself, I'm a closet fan
I checking it out to see if things are still the same

CHORUS

Hey, wait a minute

Now first it wasn't easy
Changing over to drama made me queezy
And things were getting hazy
I thought I'd have to see if she died
But now she's so much better
I'm marking out in every way
But I'll never lose a minute
I watch Zoe Busek everyday
Yeah, it's a new drama about a family moving
And just when it hit me, I turned it on and shouted

CHORUS

I shouted
I like Zoe Busek
I like Zoe Busek
I like Zoe Busek
I like Zoe Busek
I like Zoe Busek