There's an epidemic of pregnancies,
In case you haven't heard -
There's a baby boom in Hollywood,
I'ts getting quite absurd.
You hear all about it on the news,
You read about it every day -
One movie star had another kid,
There's more in a family way - look out!

Chorus: Another one's on the way,
Another one's on the way,
And another one's born and another one's born,
Another one's on the way.
Hey - late breaking news!
Another one's on the way.

There's a presidential primary,
There's an eclipse of the moon,
A space sattelite's gonna hit the earth,
In Japan there's a typhoon,
China's hosting the Olympic games,
There's a car that runs on corn,
But all of that is thrust aside,
When a Hollywood kid is born - look out!

Repeat chorus.

Baby noises.

Another one's on the way,
Another one's on the way,
Another one's on the way -ugh!
Another one's on the way - ay -ay,
Another one's on the way - ay -ay -
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!

JLo just had a set of twins,
And Marcia made it even -
Angelina's going to even the score,
While Nicole brings it to seven.
Could this be a Hollywood master race,
A generation of brat packs ?
Is it the latest accessory,
Or deduction on income tax?

Repeat chorus