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Song Parodies -> "Pain Inside Uranus Too!"

Original Song Title:

"Saving All My Love For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Pain Inside Uranus Too!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

See...y'all done messed around and let ME hear about this Uranus game...
Verse 1

A few bean burritos, is all that we shared
You spotted salsa, that said, "Try...if you dare"
And you tried to resist adding fire to the mix
But now your heartburn's churning through
And there's pain inside Uranus too...

Verse 2

You've got indigestion, won't leave you alone
My friends try and tell you, find some simethicone
But each time you try, you just break down and cry
Cause that Pepto just ain't gonna do...
While there's pain inside Uranus too...

bridge-

You used to tell me, you had an iron stomach
That gave you the right...to eat beans
You're now a patient, just waiting for the Doctor
The Doc-Tor of Proc-To-Lo-Gy!

verse 3

You'd better be ready, when he walks through the door
Gonna send up the camera, gonna make you real sore...
And the sight...is a fright...
Man, your colon ain't right
Gotta send this hose the whole way through!
'Cause there's pain inside your butt...
Yes, there's pain inside your butt...
Yes there's pain inside Uranus too!

No other doctor...would ever do this job!
Cause this sight...is a fright...
Gonna be here...all night!
Gotta run this hose the whole...way through!
'Cause there's pain inside your butt
Yes, there's pain inside your booty
Yes there's pain inside Uranus too!
Pee-yooo!
Pee-yooo!
Who ever thought ASS-tronomy would be such fun!?

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Syncronos - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
OK...OK...I won't do anymore Uranus parodies. Honest.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
The thing is, other people only subtly implied that Uranus was "your anus", but you just downright said it. It is funnier as a double ontandra, or however that is spelled.
Syncronos - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh...well, blame that on my sense of humor. Alas...we'll always have Uranus. It's brought us so much joy in the past...
Royce Miller - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Syncronos: in your defense, your pacing is really fine, and your frankness pales in comparison with some other parodies on this site. Good job on a hard song.
Ravyn Rant - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Entendre, Nighmare. You're welcome. :)
Your Worst Nightmare - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the spelling tip, Ravyn Rant! I wondered how that was spelled.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
And I-yee-I-yee-I
Will always love
UUUUUUUUUU
-ranus!
Fitu - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding
Mickey - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh.. it is good...

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