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Song Parodies -> "The Lamest Song Of All"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest Love Of All"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"The Lamest Song Of All"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is not to say that Whitney Houston doesn't have talent this is more of a mockery of R&B as a whole which is probably one of my least favorite musical genres.
I believe that music should be rockin’
Drums solos and explosives on stage
This ballad’s too fruity it just makes me whine
With smoke machines and lights to fill the whole theater
Have them swing from rafters and shred guitar while we all scream

If I’d rate this song I’d give it Zero
Whitney Houston’s good but this song blew
With a generic gentle tune and sappy words
Just like most R&B
That’s why I blast Zeppelin till my ears bleed

I’d fall asleep during her show
I’m sad she died so don’t think my soul’s hollow
Just her wails are not my thing
She’s talented but I’m still peeved
Sounds just like Mariah Carey
And Boyz II Men and TLC

Because the lamest song of all
You’re listening to now
I spoofed the lamest song of all
In history
The lamest song of all
This title it received
Having to gouge my ears
That’s the lamest song of all

I believe that music has a structure
It’s not swell to repeat what you say
To me that’s just lazy and I roll my eyes
She might have a great voice but I get queasier
You wouldn’t see a rapper do that while he does his thing

Whitney had made tons of dough
And while I mock her I am not too shallow
I like metal and some country
It’s R&B that’s my pet peeve
I’ll blabber on but don’t mind me
I just had to speak with honesty

Because the lamest song of all
Has driven me crazy
Swear it’s the lamest song of all
Don’t you agree?
The lamest song of all
Has made me want to heave
Won’t find this on my shelf
It’s the lamest song of all

You’ll see me prance to Ace of Base
Head banging to Kid Rock
But this tune is a disgrace
Rather hear “Tik Tok”

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Porfle Popnecker - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
"I believe the children are our future" always ticked me off. Who the heck else would be our future? Old people? Hot dog vendors? People who make modern art sculptures out of roadkill?
Peregrin - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Simply comparing the OS title to the parody title was enough put 5s in my mind, Matthias! The rest was cream on the top! Porfle's observation was funny as well.

It's sort of like the line from A Horse With No Name: "The Heat Was Hot". LOL
Dave W. - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle - Laying claim for have written the " Lamest Song Of All " is now a good thing ! I dig it man.....
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I dug the dig, and I can see where your coming from. See my comment in the Artistry Contest thread on inthe00s.com on how I wrote my parody.
Meriadoc - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I haven't heard the Whitney one (by choice), but IMHO the Lamest Song of All is Lonely Boy by Andrew Gold :P
Dave W. - August 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Forgive me Matthias, I don't how Porfle popped in there...
Rex - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
But how do you really feel? :-) Love the title sub.
bobpiecheese - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I may not agree that the OS is the lamest song of all, but it's definitely one of the most boring songs I've ever heard. Great parody here, 555!
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't hate Led Zeppelin or Kid Rock. . .but Tik Tok is not R&B, at all. It's Electronica and unrelated. The idea, as I've said before, was originally one Red Ant did, but he did it all about this song, not R&B as a whole and not as a boost to other artists--and it was just funny even though I personally like the original song, and the genre. Its relaxing. Mariah Carey, TLC, and Boyz II Men are all different styles of R&B from each other have very little resemblance. Sorry but I totally disagree with you on this .
Blaydeman - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I am with Dave 150% on this aspect. Just like you'd say that Nirvana and Journey are both rock, which is true, but they are completely different styles and almost uncomparable. I'm sure by my list of credits that I'm a huge fan of R&B music. It's my favorite actually, just edging out Rap. Although I disagree with your views of R&B, I am able to laugh at this parody as poking fun at BAD R&B. I don't think this parody is lame at all. It's quite good, no matter how much I disagree with it's premise.

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