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Song Parodies -> "2009 Federated Auto Parts 300 Recap Song"

Original Song Title:

"How Will I Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"2009 Federated Auto Parts 300 Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

Rowdy Kyle Busch, Takes The Green Flag
John Wes Townley, Just Got Crashed on Lap 3
with Casey Atwood, Brad Baker and Mike Harmon
Michael Annett's 15, Got the Frontstretch Accident

How will I know (about this race)
How will I know
How will I know (about this race)
At Nashville
How will I know if Kyle Busch won
What will happen if he breaks the guitar
But What will happen to Brad "The Big" Keselowski
Busch led the first sixty seven laps
After Pit Stops, they found themselves
They Found Themselves back in their respective positions
The Halfway Mark, Busch opened a six second lead
over Brad Keselowski before things turned dicey

Brian, Keselowski Got Crashed on Turn 2
Well theres some mistaking, On Lap One Hundred Thirteen

How will I know (about this race)
How will I know
How will I know (Federated Auto Parts 300)
At Nashville
How will I know if Kyle Busch won
What will happen if he breaks the guitar
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. gets loose in turn 4
collecting several cars
which has Sean Caisse and Jason Keller
Cale Gale and Trevor Bayne (Number 99)
Which led to a Red Flag on Lap 126
After that 10 cars are on the lead lap

White Flag is out, Kyle Busch leads
He Needs Two More Turns, to win at Nashville
Then He Comes Out, Turn 4 and wins at Nashville

Oh Guys, Thank You, Woo, Everybody's Gonna Get a Piece of a Guitar Tonight, Oh Yeah!

How will I know Kyle Busch won at Nashville
A Celebratory Burnout occured
The #18 Burned the track on Nashville
And K-Busch climbed out of the car
How will I know K-Busch celebrated
I got the guitar and i began to break it at Victory Lane
The Who's Pete Townsend eat your heart out
Kyle Busch won the Gibson Guitar at Nashville

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