I remember being a car dealer,
Saying Edsels would sell out so fast.
Then by 1960 we’d have cars that fly.
Much Enron stock I’d buy,
I thought that VHS
Would get beat by Beta
When recording off the TV.

1900 in the patent office
I thought we should close the whole place down.
Didn’t think anyone would have the need.
I thought Limburger Cheese
And Cabbage Cereal would please.

I’ve messed up since long ago,
Really could trip right over my shadow.
When the Ti-
tanic set sail,
I bet the farm it would not fail.
My Roseanne singing tapes fell flat,
No one bought my hot tub for a cat.

I’ve found the greatest
Flubs of all are happening to me.
I’ve made the greatest
Flubs of the last century.
The greatest flubs of all
Can tax your sanity.
So I sit back and laugh
At those greatest flubs of all.

I got a nice miniature poodle
Thought he’d make a really good watchdog
for my nifty swampland down in Florida.
I’ve poked a hole in a
real priceless work of art.
Said giving up pitching
Was a mistake for Ba-abe Ruth.

I’ve messed up since long ago
Brought the O’Leary’s cow to Chicago.
If I man-
age to succeed,
That hot place down below will freeze.
I’d make ice cream with lima beans
I’ve tried to sell ketchup that was green.

I’ve found the greatest
Flubs of all are happening to me.
I’ve made the greatest
Flubs of the last century.
The greatest flubs of all
Can tax your sanity.
So I sit back and laugh
At those greatest flubs of all.

And if by chance you mess up bad
at what your dreaming of.
You don’t have to feel so sad
It’s just one more fluuuuuuuuub!