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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Cook Raviolli (Serving Suggestions)"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Cook Raviolli (Serving Suggestions)"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

Random!!
Oh yeah, uh-huh
Yeah
Won't ya cook

Gas Mark, turn it four
And fill a pan with water
Still enough time to make a snack
Cook for your oldest daughter

You've done alright up till now
It's the recipe that shows you how
And when the plates warm
Put the water on

Ohhhhh! You gotta cook raviolli
You gotta cook the right raviolli
Yeah she wants to eat raviolli
Here's a serving suggestion:
Oh first you cook the raviolli
You gotta feed us the raviolli
Yeah! I wanna taste raviolli
So, this serving suggestion

Once it's cooked up
You add the spices
Pepper, ground, not diced
Add garlic, onions, and seasoning
And a little of some spice

I need a meal that'll fill me up
I need a meal that'll whoop it up
So when the night falls
Hunger doesn't call

Oh I wanna cook raviolli
You goota fill me with raviolli
Yeah I want more raviolli
Just feed me, just feed me
Oh I wanna cook raviolli
You goota fill me with raviolli
Yeah I want more raviolli
With somebody who feeds me
(Somebody who somebody who)somebody who feeds me
(Somebody who somebody who)will feed me the pasta
I need a meal that will last a
hour hour two, it fills me enough to last
So when the night falls
Hunger doesn't heart call

Oh I wanna cook raviolli
You goota fill me with raviolli
Yeah I want more raviolli
Won't you just feed me, just feed me
Oh I wanna cook raviolli
You goota fill me with raviolli
Yeah I want more raviolli
Just feed me, just feed me
Yeah
Don't you wanna feed me up baby
Don't you wanna feed me up girl
Don't you wanna feed me up baby

With my fave raviolli

don't you wanna eat
say you wanna eat
don't you wanna eat...
wanna eat raviolli

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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jango - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta love it...another person who sings loudly in the kitchen I presume? Hey, sometimes you just have to cut loose! My kids think I'm nuts, but my cat just looks at me, blankly.
Yet Another Dutchman - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Delicious parody, WAG. 5's.
Stuart McArthur - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
something about repeating that ravioli word that makes this very funny, Will
Rick C - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This pasta test and got 555

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