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Song Parodies -> "Where Do Broken Cars Go"

Original Song Title:

"Where Do Broken Hearts Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"Where Do Broken Cars Go"

Parody Written by:

Jenny Fernandez

The Lyrics

oooooooo...
I know it's been some time
it's got a hundred thousand miles
see it hasn't been the same
since the engine went up in flames
I entered a drag race
but I couldn't keep the pace
And the only thing I learned
was that the car sucked desperately

so here I am...and can you please tell me...oh..
Where do broken cars go
can't they fix?...the engine's blown
back to the maintainence shop
with the mechanic waiting there
Oh.... my... god, this car is through
don't have collision too
I'm kicking the tires
and I know that It's no BM...W...

It's been around enough I know...
The seats are growing mold
There is no easy way
Oh I'm really gonna pay
What I had was a busted door
The exhaust pipe's on the floor
And no matter how I tried
The car just up and died

so here I am...and can you please tell me...oh..
Where do broken cars go
can't they fix?...the engine's blown
back to the maintainence shop
with the mechanic waiting there
Oh...my...god..., this... car is through
don't have collision too
I'm kicking the tires
and I know that It's no BM...W..

Now then I can try to sue
but it was my fault, doh!
I look under the hood...and now I know...now I know...

Where do broken cars go
can't they fix?...the engine's blown
back to the maintainence shop
with the mechanic waiting there
Oh...my...god..., this... car is through
don't have collision too
I'm kicking the tires
and I know that It's no BM...W..

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