-> "Smelly Old Thug"
Original Song Title:
"Guilty Of Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smelly Old Thug"
The Lyrics
You believe that my underoos
Were last changed.... well I can't remember
Hold your breath when I'm walking by
You're a prisioner of my farts
You always ask me to leave
Since your cat just sniffed my shoes
And he kicked the bucket
Baby, I won't change!
This is the life for me!!!
A smelly old thug!!!
It's the life of trashmen
Smelly old thug!!!
You'll spy trout in my pocket
In my back pocket!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
Take a whiff of me!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
No shampoo on me!
I will never pick out the grime
In the tips of all my fingernails
While that soap's unused
I'll spray Axe and I'll be fine
You won't get me to bathe with your taunts
Gals fall for my charms cause I'm so smelly
And you're never kind
When you toss me with the piggies
A smelly old thug!!!
I've got dime store fashion
Smelly old thug!!!
Mushrooms sproutin' on mitts
Sproutin' on mitts
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly!!!
And a home for fleas
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly!!!
Just don't smell my feet
Smelly old thug!!!
Ewwww!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
It's a huge distraction
Smelly old thug!!!
And I have stinky armpits
Have stinky armpits
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
I just cut the cheese
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
And you'll want to flee
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
In my beer stained jeans
A smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug
I'm smelly
Because soap's not free
A smelly old thug
Smelly old thug
I'm smelly
I lack in hygiene
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
Please shower you plead!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
Stench wilted a tree
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
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