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Song Parodies -> "Smelly Old Thug"

Original Song Title:

"Guilty Of Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitesnake

Parody Song Title:

"Smelly Old Thug"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Well it only fits because Whitesnake stinks!!! (Their music doesn't but parodying them does... It took me FOREVER to come up with an idea, and Dave had to help!)
You believe that my underoos
Were last changed.... well I can't remember
Hold your breath when I'm walking by
You're a prisioner of my farts
You always ask me to leave
Since your cat just sniffed my shoes
And he kicked the bucket
Baby, I won't change!
This is the life for me!!!

A smelly old thug!!!
It's the life of trashmen
Smelly old thug!!!
You'll spy trout in my pocket
In my back pocket!!!

Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
Take a whiff of me!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
No shampoo on me!

I will never pick out the grime
In the tips of all my fingernails
While that soap's unused
I'll spray Axe and I'll be fine
You won't get me to bathe with your taunts
Gals fall for my charms cause I'm so smelly
And you're never kind
When you toss me with the piggies

A smelly old thug!!!
I've got dime store fashion
Smelly old thug!!!
Mushrooms sproutin' on mitts
Sproutin' on mitts

Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly!!!
And a home for fleas
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly!!!
Just don't smell my feet

Smelly old thug!!!

Ewwww!!!

Smelly old thug!!!
It's a huge distraction
Smelly old thug!!!
And I have stinky armpits
Have stinky armpits

Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
I just cut the cheese
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
And you'll want to flee
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly!!!

Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!
In my beer stained jeans
A smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug
I'm smelly
Because soap's not free
A smelly old thug
Smelly old thug
I'm smelly
I lack in hygiene
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
Please shower you plead!
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly
Stench wilted a tree
Smelly old thug!!!
Smelly old thug!!!
I'm smelly!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Matthias - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmXoeYiESM (There's the original song)
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll check out the OS clip when I get home, Matty, then get back to ya....
Jack Wilson - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
MAN I was really looking forward to Thar She Blows Again. this was still awesome,5s
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Take Two: Very cool, Matty....but I'm sure you're really sweet smelling! 555
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
lol... this would make a good video...
Below Average Dave - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I was behind you (hyper) when you wrote it, and remember blurting the title, again hyper, like a cat with L.S.D.
Max Power - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
MY NOSE!!!!!!
Agrimorfee - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This parody doesn't stink! You had me at line 1 (technically should have been "I believe" not "You believe",) all giggle worthy.
Rex - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Agree with Macphisto, I saw this as a David Lee Roth style video with all the bikini babes hanging on you as everyone else collapses from the smell.
bobpiecheese - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ingenious, Matty! Loved the way the choruses didn't get too repetitive even though they look that way. 555 nosepegs for you!
Below Average Dave - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Again I was here when you wrote it, I know it was kinda thrown together, but I remember how hyper I was when I said "Smelly Old Thug" really loud when you said "Guilty of Love"
Ethan Mawyer - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe this is just me, but I couldn't get past the lack of apparent thuggishness of the title character. Shouldn't he have been threatening to stay around with his odor unless someone gave him lots of money? There were some solid rhymes with the original though, and dime store fashion is a god line and it wasn't quite as repititive as it could've been.
Wolverine - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I guess I was slightly confused as to who was "singing" this. I was first thinking a garbage collector ("life of a trashman") who just accepts his stench. Or someone more in line with what Ethan suggests (a thug). I loved the "trout in my pocket" line.

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